Bone Wizardry — Cardiology
Systolic vs diastolic, crescendo vs holosystolic, and the one weird exception that boards love.
You're listening to a patient's heart. You hear a systolic murmur. No other info yet.
This is the one rule that decodes every murmur question. Burn it in.
Think about what the heart is doing in each phase:
So when do you hear a murmur?
When blood goes where it shouldn't. Either a valve that should be open is too narrow (stenosis), or a valve that should be closed is leaking (regurgitation).
These are the four murmurs that show up on every board exam. Know them cold.
Notice the pattern:
| Aortic Stenosis | Mitral Regurg | Aortic Regurg | Mitral Stenosis | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| When | Systolic | Systolic | Diastolic | Diastolic |
| Shape | Cresc-decresc | Holosystolic | Decrescendo | Rumble |
| Sound | Harsh | Blowing | Blowing | Rumbling |
| Where | RUSB | Apex | LSB | Apex |
Before the table, understand the two levers:
The Maneuvers:
| Maneuver | What It Does | Most Murmurs | HOCM | MVP |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Squatting | ↑ Preload AND ↑ AfterloadCompresses veins in the legs → more blood returns to heart (preload up). Also compresses arteries → more resistance to push against (afterload up). | ↑ Louder | ↓ Softer | ↓ Softer (click later) |
| Standing / Valsalva | ↓ PreloadStanding = blood pools in legs, less returns to heart. Valsalva = bearing down increases intrathoracic pressure, reducing venous return. Both decrease preload. | ↓ Softer | ↑ Louder | ↑ Louder (click earlier) |
| Hand grip | ↑ AfterloadIsometric exercise (squeezing) increases systemic vascular resistance → more resistance for the ventricle to push against. Preload doesn't change much. | MR/AR ↑ louder | ↓ Softer | — |
| Leg raise | ↑ Preload | ↑ Louder | ↓ Softer | ↓ Softer |
Hypertrophic Obstructive CardiomyopathyThe ventricular septum is abnormally thick (usually genetic, autosomal dominant). During systole, the thick septum and the mitral valve leaflet create a dynamic obstruction in the LVOT (left ventricular outflow tract). The obstruction gets WORSE when the ventricle is less full. is a systolic murmur that breaks every rule you just learned.
WHY HOCM is backwards:
In HOCM, the septum is too thick. During systole, the thick septum and the anterior mitral leaflet get pulled together (SAMSystolic Anterior Motion of the mitral valve. The Venturi effect from rapid blood flow through the narrowed LVOT sucks the mitral leaflet toward the septum, worsening the obstruction. It's a vicious cycle.), creating a dynamic obstruction.
The opposite of every other murmur. Less blood = more obstruction = louder.
More blood (squatting, leg raise) = ventricle bigger = septum and leaflet farther apart = less obstruction = softer.
🔑 HOCM is the needy murmur — give it less attention (less blood) and it gets louder. Give it more and it calms down.4 patients, 4 murmurs. The stethoscope is in your hand. Try not to send anyone home with the wrong valve.